The Official* Sisterhood of the Capstone Cougars Parent-Teacher Organization. Established the year Brad made partner.
The second playground is funded, probably. The pickleball clinic went for a number both families asked us not to print.
Bidding opens at Le Gym at 7. Platinum Cougars may pre-bid. Everyone else may watch.
The children were planning something. We would like to know who helped.
Clashing wrappers will be rehomed. Rehomed candy will be handled responsibly by the committee.
Our flagship event. Route passes the new Orangetheory twice and the fire station three times. Water stations staffed by "whoever Coach Tyler brings."
Funds: A splash pad for the teachers' loungeNov 8, Le Gym. Black tie, red lipstick. Headline auction item: a Private Pickleball Clinic with Coach Tyler & the RMU Men's Club Volleyball Team (pre-bids reached $9,000 before a husband noticed).
Funds: Second playground, gold-platedA wine walk through every patio in town with a bartender under 30. Moms get a passport stamped at each stop. No one has ever finished the passport. Everyone has finished the wine.
Funds: "Library stuff" (TBD)Dads' CrossFit fundraiser. Men pay $500 to flip tires in the parking lot while moms watch from lawn chairs, holding scorecards "for form." The dads think this is about fitness.
Funds: Protein bar vending machine (Chad's idea)Headphones on, inhibitions off. Held at the country club. DJ is a RMU sophomore named Jaxon who "does not usually do this kind of event" and has been booked for the next four years.
Funds: Blowout Bar in the nurse's officeMoms' teams are required to use a caddie. Caddies are selected by a committee. The committee meets for 6 hours. Final scores were not recorded; final Venmos were.
Funds: Heated carpool canopy
Found: Carpool
Found: Book Fair
Found: Front Office
Found: Playground
Found: Cougar Chase
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