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Keep my name off the site. (We'd never tell. We'd only hint.)

House rules: This is satire. Please don't use real names of real people, don't send photos of children, and keep it about the grown-ups.

Submissions are inspiration only. We never publish what you send as written. Every story on this site is rewritten as fiction, with made-up names, a made-up school and changed details. Photos you send are for reference and won't be posted.

I understand this is a parody site, my submission is inspiration only and won't be published as sent, and any photo I share doesn't include children.

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